September 2012
8 posts
mum: hurry up i have to be somewhere
me: yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
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me: hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum: cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
August 2012
18 posts
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
on the first day of school
teacher: name five things about you that most people don't know about you
me thinking: otps, blogging all night, fangirling, fandoms, book series, marathons of my favorite tv show, unhealthy obsession with middle aged celebs, band members, ships, movies, british actors, my best friend lives across the world, band merch, post concert depression, gay ships, food, fan art.
me: i have a sibling, 2 pets, my favorite color is blue, my favorite subject is lunch, and i like to watch tv
Pewdiepie's back from his break today!
im-not-gonna-c-r-a-c-k:
Yay~
Ain’t no party like a Pewdiepie party!!!
That awkward moment when... →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
You try tossing your friend into the pool and miss horribly…
Then you try pulling him out of the water but your hands slip.
July 2012
33 posts
Congrats on the 1 million subscribers, PewDie!!
autocon21:
Yeah, I’m jumping on the bandwagon, but I DUN CARE XP
LuckyEye →
10knotes:
Mom saw porn on the dash.
“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
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This is a walking taco. Reblog if you care.
97% of the people won’t reblog this. Be the 3% who care.
It won’t ruin your blog, it just shows that you actually care. Have a heart, guys.
