me:yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
me:hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum:cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
teacher:name five things about you that most people don't know about you
me thinking:otps, blogging all night, fangirling, fandoms, book series, marathons of my favorite tv show, unhealthy obsession with middle aged celebs, band members, ships, movies, british actors, my best friend lives across the world, band merch, post concert depression, gay ships, food, fan art.
me:i have a sibling, 2 pets, my favorite color is blue, my favorite subject is lunch, and i like to watch tv